Keeneland’s fall and spring meets are often known for the posh style worn by it’s patrons. It is a place to model the pinnacle of one’s own personal fashion, a place to see and been seen. Apparently these people did not get the memo:
This young lady LOVES, LOVES, LOVES UK! Notice the blue on blue on blue ensemble – blue skirt, blue jacket, blue beer koozie… Need I say more?

Nothing says Keeneland like a bright yellow hardhat with fake glasses painted on it.

Pastel yellow jacket, pastel pink shirt, pastel blue bow tie. Were it not for the bright red sunglass strap I would think this guy was dressed by a mother who couldn’t quite ever let him grow up… “Who’s my big boy? Wook at him, he is so cute! He is going to charm aww da wadies!”

Black jacket, pink pants, brown loafers… I will give him the benefit of the doubt; he is clearly a color blind man who got dressed in the dark and has a girlfriend that despises him.


Hot! Hot mess that is! Seriously, not even someone with a killer back should be wearing this Fashion Bug special. But seriously, what kind of friends does she have, that allowed her to leave the house in this dress? And really, if you are going to wear it, please, please resist the urge to pair the dress with white shoes. Black is a much safer bet.
Now a couple examples of doing Keeneland fashion the correct way…

Notice the pretty blond who is rocking a beautiful spring green. Her date is complimentary in a strong light blue. The pair flanks the ever classic combination of black, white, and tanned.

This pair is perfect for a picture together. Linda compliments her polka dot dress with a nice strand of silver discs. Danielle, showcases the lovely shade of red in her hair by donning a bright blue dress and white scarf.
Keeneland just wouldn’t be the same without the good, bad, and heinous. Be sure to tune in fall of ‘09 for more fashion atrocities!